AO3 ID: 1617737
Status: Complete (4 Chapters)
My rating: 4 of 5
In which Darcy cat-sits for Captain America, tasers don’t work on Bucky Barnes, Nat threatens everyone with Dog Cops spoilers, Darcy’s leftover pizza keeps disappearing, and nobody uses the front door.
This story is so utterly dorky, and I love it so much. It’s a little piece of a kinder, softer Marvel-verse, one in which Bucky actually sticks around after The Winter Soldier instead of all the other craziness going down–kind of reminds me of Owlet’s Infinite Coffee-verse, although this has its own distinct flavor as well. Of course, Fenestration and the Art of Self Defense is seen through Darcy Lewis’ eyes, which, well . . . let’s just say she has a unique perspective on life. It makes for a refreshing and funny story, though. Most of the story is just her and Bucky interacting–first impressions, that sort of thing. Naturally, she shoots him with a taser right off the bat. Also naturally, he has tons of knives and the taser does nothing to him. Comedy gold all around. The entire story’s like that for the most part–amusing conversations, clashes of opinion, weird random stuff happening. . . . All very funny. It’s sad to me that Darcy and Bucky never really interact (or even meet as far as I can remember) in MCU canon; their personalities have the potential to be an unexpected but amusing mix, and I think this story does a great job of highlighting that without being shippy or anything like that. Definitely recommended.
Note: If you’re interested in trying Fenestration and the Art of Self Defense, you can find it at https://archiveofourown.org/works/1617737/chapters/3447221.